Q:
Where did the name Dog Panic originate?
A:
I decided to start a band just a day or two after creating this
comic, which is from my comic series Family
of Circus. It just worked.
Q:
WILL YOU REMIX MY SONGS / CAN I REMIX YOUR SONGS?
A: PROBABLY.
Drop me a line.
Q:
What does TANE mean?
A: One
day in July 2004 I was playing Unreal Tournament 2004 with some pals and I
kept getting killed, which frustrated me. SO... one of these times I became
so frustrated that I just typed out a random word of frustration and it happened
to be TANE. OTHER THAN THAT, NOTHING!
Q:
Who is Michael Sheldon?
A: Not
much is known about the mysterious Michael Sheldon other than that he is quite
strong. Here is a photo:
Q:
Who is 'My son Kris'?
A: A fellow
named Kris Belau who I am acquainted with. One time he hydroplaned his car.
The song lyrics are quoting his mother, Anne. Kris enjoys happy hardcore.
Q:
Who made this website?
A: I did (AS IN ME, BRIAN, DOGPANIC MASTERMIND GENIUS). It was kind
of fun I guess?
Q:Why
does this site look METAL/GOTH/HORRORMOVIE/ETC?
A: For IRONY. Both in the literary and metallic senses. ALSO, GRUNGY STUFF
IS FUN TO PHOTOSHOP, WHATEVER.
Q:
THERE ARE PROBLEMS WITH THIS WEBSITE!
A: THAT
IS NOT A QUESTION BUT PLEASE TELL ME ABOUT THEM!
Q:
PS3, XBOX360, OR REVOLUTION?
A: Revolution,
because I like it and I don't want to hear your sass about the controller.
PS3 also IF I CAN AFFORD ONE.
Q:
WHAT'S WRONG WITH SASS?
A: Sass
is the worst thing ever. Also babies. And baby sass. Babies aren't even very
smart.